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In my job, I talk to a lot of branch managers and underlings, and we chat and laugh, but I have never seen them in person. One manager is a very cheerful lady named Marianne. This morning I called her for "possibles" (files that might actually record the next day) and she asked me if I was going to the company party. I told her that I wasn't, because I had to go to some political dinner with my husband. She opined as how the two things were of a similar ilk and then summed up her comparison of the two events with, "Well, if you threw them up in the air, they would land with the same splat!"